That song plays on the sweet strains of the banjo...
Interesting. They say the warranty covers repair by any ASE certified mechanic nationwide. You are still responsible for all scheduled maintenance, which is completely fair.
The list of items covered seems pretty extensive, though I saw no mention of gaskets or seals. CV joints are covered, but not CV boots? Clutch master and slave cylinders are covered, but clutch disks, flywheels and throw-out bearings must be wear items.
They must have a full-time staff of actuarial weasels. The phrase "Subsequent damages to or from non-covered parts are excluded" has much potential for abuse.