LAME SUBARU ADDS: Love its what makes a Subaru a Subaru????????????????????????

COMMERCIAL IDEA: Spoof on Enzyte commercials and the like


Scene 1 Doctor & Information

DOCTOR: Attention millions of American drivers are suffering from BCS or Bad Car Syndrome

Symptoms:
- Lack of dignity
- Loss of self respect
- A lower self esteem
- Depression
- Discontent
- Anxiety
AND
- A lack of perfomance

A cure has been found though.

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Scene 2 Man & Wife

MAN: Like many, I too suffered from BCS. I was very unhappy driving my car. I felt very disconnected.., distant.

WOMAN: This is very true. Many times I too felt alone.

MAN: When driving my car there was no feel, and I received no pleasure.

WOMAN: I never received any pleasure

MAN: But, then we switched,… TO SUBARU, and found that driving and life had become much more pleasurable.

WOMAN: My pleasure increased by 7 times a week. Now we both feel the pleasure.

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Scene 3 Doctor and Wife

DOCTOR: Hmmm….. Is it love? That is what they say makes a Subaru.

WOMAN: Hmmm… I’m not sure, but I can say it is now made quite frequently in the Subaru.

Hilarious, you should be published in no time!

Offered in both manual and automatic flavors. See your local pharmacy for details.

I like subaru's ideas better.

Originally Posted by NWSPECB

I like subaru's ideas better.

REALLY?? I think they are chintzy and cheesy. Idiot kids cleaning the inside of the car with toothpaste and soap? How is that a good idea?

Subaru doesn't push the performance of their cars in their ads. They push safety, solidity, and reliability. All aimed at families. Therefore, that ad is going to hit their target demographic, which you are obviously not a part of.

Plus, it's still better than your idea.

I'm guessing you mean *not a part of haha?

Originally Posted by cocolime1221

I'm guessing you mean *not a part of haha?

Correct. I'm having a day of fat fingering damn near everything I type on my phone resulting in odd autocorrects.

well their target demographic is shrinking and more people identify with funny over family

Originally Posted by cocolime1221

well their target demographic is shrinking and more people identify with funny over family

Source for both of those statements?

Originally Posted by cocolime1221

more people identify with funny over family

Especially this one.

just look up the statistics of marriage and new families

Originally Posted by NWSPECB

Especially this one.

and divorce rates

Originally Posted by cocolime1221

just look up the statistics of marriage and new families

It does not matter. People do not put comedy over family when it comes to their values. If you do, I feel very sorry for you.

You also neglected to provide a credible source.

Oh, here's an idea. PM your commercial idea to "The B4" (member). He works for SOA iirc. That's a sure thing to get your idea onto the screens of millions of tv's.