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#1: 11-16-2012, 08:13 PM
LAME SUBARU ADDS: Love its what makes a Subaru a Subaru????????????????????????
 
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COMMERCIAL IDEA: Spoof on Enzyte commercials and the like


Scene 1 Doctor & Information

DOCTOR: Attention millions of American drivers are suffering from BCS or Bad Car Syndrome

Symptoms:
- Lack of dignity
- Loss of self respect
- A lower self esteem
- Depression
- Discontent
- Anxiety
AND
- A lack of perfomance

A cure has been found though.

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Scene 2 Man & Wife

MAN: Like many, I too suffered from BCS. I was very unhappy driving my car. I felt very disconnected.., distant.

WOMAN: This is very true. Many times I too felt alone.

MAN: When driving my car there was no feel, and I received no pleasure.

WOMAN: I never received any pleasure

MAN: But, then we switched,… TO SUBARU, and found that driving and life had become much more pleasurable.

WOMAN: My pleasure increased by 7 times a week. Now we both feel the pleasure.

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Scene 3 Doctor and Wife

DOCTOR: Hmmm….. Is it love? That is what they say makes a Subaru.

WOMAN: Hmmm… I’m not sure, but I can say it is now made quite frequently in the Subaru.

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