Nothing failed (it's dead, so there's not much room for more failure since I can't drive it) but this seems vaguely relevant since I partook in the complaining on the "what did you do today" thread.
Somebody (who, when identified, will find themselves having to extract a 4-door sedan from their colon) left beer cans on my rear bumper and cigarette butts scattered around the trunk cover.
How disrespectful of other people's property can you get?? My car is parked right outside my window, which is always open. I heard people laughing and talking after midnight, from down by the parking, but I live in off-campus student housing so drunk people are commonplace, so I didn't bother to look outside.
They must've been literally leaning on my car, drinking and smoking and putting out their cigarettes on my car. People I don't know. I'm pissed off.