While going offroading in some marshlands:
Guy with Durango: "Dude! You Stuck?? how the !@#$ did you get a beemer back here??? I can barely get my truck back here!?"
Me: "Well, first off if you know how to drive offroad it can be done, case and point, and secondly I'm not stuck I'm back here helping a friend who is stuck in a Chevy truck, and finally its a Subaru not a beemer
Guy: "Oh? (scratching his head while turning around and leaving)
Love my '01 Stock