sequential twin turbos, There are two of them and no where here did anyone say they spool at the same time. If you actually "hate to be the akshully guy" as you put it then you wouldn't have posted such a half assed response and supporting it with Wikipedia of all bloody places.
I have technical handbooks for Subaru's boxer designs and histroy and in it they state many times that the EJ20TT/EJ20H which includes the EJ206TT is a "DOHC sequential twin turbo".
You can take your bullshit elsewhere bud