Crabcakes, bro! Crabcakes! Get yer seafood products right! Lobster rolls are a Maine thing.
TBH most of the Inner Harbor is pretty shitty now. The pavilions are apparently only like 1/3 leased, and the management company is going bankrupt. Fells Point is a lot nicer. Frankly, at this point we go to downtown Annapolis more than we go to downtown Baltimore.
Yeah, yeah, f*** you RZA. Nobody wants to go to Atlantic City. It's even shittier than Baltimore. Also, the squeegie boys are banned from like half the downtown corners now, and the speed cameras don't even ticket you until 12 over, and they're a $40 no-points ticket that nothing will actually happen if you don't pay
You ever been to Catonsville or Ellicott City? They have some nice old-town sections (although Ellicott City is technically in Howard County... But the old town is right across the line from Baltimore County).