Might be borderline inappropriate but absolutely hilarious:
A CNN news reporter wanted to interview Afghani civilians to see the progress of the coalition forces.
He found a goat farmer who spoke English.
He asked: "As a citizen of Afghanistan, what is the best day you ever had?"
The farmer answered: "Well, one day, one of my goats escaped in the mountains. So all the men from the village went out to look for the goat. We searched all day but couldn't find anything. But in the evening, we finally found the goat. We were so happy that we all celebrated by f*cking the goat in the ass one after the other".
The CNN reporter was shocked by this extremely weird story and knew that he couldn't report this story on CNN for obvious reasons. So he asked:
"Can you describe the second best day that you had as a citizen of Afghanistan?"
The goat farmer answered:
"Well, one day, one of my neighbour's cow escaped in the mountains. So all the men from the village went out to look for the cow. We searched all day but couldn't find anything. But in the evening, we finally found the cow. We were so happy that we all celebrated by f*cking the cow in the ass one after the other".
This was obviously not the kind of story the reporter wanted to cover. So he decided to change his strategy. A story about the horrors of the war will be just as interesting. So he asked:
"How was your worst day as a citizen of Afghanistan?"
The goat farmer answered:
"Well, there was that one day where I got lost in the mountains..."