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subymike77

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  • Birthday 04/15/1977

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    2005 legacy gt 5mt
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    hvac sales

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  1. Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face repeatedly, because the only thing that cuts Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris!
  2. A man is driving in the country and notices a fruit stand on the side of the road with a peculiar sign. It reads, "FRUITS WITH 2 FLAVORS!". So he stops and asks the clerk, "I saw your sign. What do you mean fruit with two flavors?" clerk- " Exactly what it says. I sell fruits with 2 flavors. Here, let me show you." The clerk pulls down what looks like a pear. clerk-"Take a bite" The man takes a bite and it tastes like a pear. man-"It tastes like a pear, big deal!" clerk-"Turn it around!" The man turns the pear around and takes a bite of the other side and it tastes like a fresh peach. The best peach he's ever tasted in his life. man-" That's amazing! How did you do that!?!" clerk-" This farm has been in my family for generations and my great grandfather started mixing the pollen from different fruits and through alot of trials was able to perfect it. Here, try this one." The clerk hands the man another fruit and this one looks like an apple. The man takes a bite and it tastes like a delicious apple. clerk-"Turn it around!" So the man turns it around and takes a bite and it tastes like a fresh strawberry. man-"This is incredible!" clerk-" Well I'll tell ya, I have special one that we've been working on. It takes just like pussy" I've gotta try this thinks the man. man-"Ok, let me try it" The clerk pulls a paper bag out from under the stand and pulls out what looks like a mango and hands it to the man, who takes a huge bite out of it. man-" Ugghhh! This tastes like shit!" clerk-" Turn it around!"
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