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Tracer-X

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  • Birthday 05/21/1981

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    '05 LGT LTD stg II & '05 OBXT Both

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  1. Hey question for you. With a stock airbox and K&N air filter, should I use the AP map that is listed as the stage 1, 91 with the SF? I have stock exhaust for now.
  2. I tried to grab fog but I mist...
  3. Isn't this a photo of Subydude555's car???
  4. ChumpCar is racing this weekend at PIR in Portland. $15 a day or $25 for the whole weekend. Several Team Pony Express guys will be out there working the event since we aren't racing this one.
  5. TEXAS MIDGET Good doctor gets to the root of the problem. The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.... Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
  6. During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blonde secretary was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento." When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
  7. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
  8. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles… but at least they drive slowly past schools.
  9. Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?' THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
  10. I told a chemistry joke and got no reaction. I must have told it out of my element. Some people just didn't see the irony. Someone tole me that my humor was predictably periodic.
  11. Did you really get 35 runs in 4 hours?
  12. Ralph and Edna were patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly threw himself into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the nursing director heard about it she immediately ordered Edna to be discharged as she was now considered to be mentally stable. She went to tell Edna the news: “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by saving the life of the person you love. I’ve concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.” She continued, “The bad news is that Ralph hung himself in his bathroom using his bathrobe belt. I’m so sorry, but he's dead.” Edna replied, “He didn't hang himself - I put him there to dry.... How soon can I go home?”
  13. Pre-Friday groaner: A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the Lottery?" She says, "I'd take half, then leave you." "Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - See Ya"
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