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cocolime1221 11-16-2012 08:13 PM

LAME SUBARU ADDS: Love its what makes a Subaru a Subaru????????????????????????
 
COMMERCIAL IDEA: Spoof on Enzyte commercials and the like


Scene 1 Doctor & Information

DOCTOR: Attention millions of American drivers are suffering from BCS or Bad Car Syndrome

Symptoms:
- Lack of dignity
- Loss of self respect
- A lower self esteem
- Depression
- Discontent
- Anxiety
AND
- A lack of perfomance

A cure has been found though.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Scene 2 Man & Wife

MAN: Like many, I too suffered from BCS. I was very unhappy driving my car. I felt very disconnected.., distant.

WOMAN: This is very true. Many times I too felt alone.

MAN: When driving my car there was no feel, and I received no pleasure.

WOMAN: I never received any pleasure

MAN: But, then we switched,… TO SUBARU, and found that driving and life had become much more pleasurable.

WOMAN: My pleasure increased by 7 times a week. Now we both feel the pleasure.

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Scene 3 Doctor and Wife

DOCTOR: Hmmm….. Is it love? That is what they say makes a Subaru.

WOMAN: Hmmm… I’m not sure, but I can say it is now made quite frequently in the Subaru.

TheOneDoubleN 11-16-2012 08:17 PM

Hilarious, you should be published in no time!

Gelacy 11-16-2012 08:27 PM

Offered in both manual and automatic flavors. See your local pharmacy for details.

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 08:37 PM

I like subaru's ideas better.

cocolime1221 11-16-2012 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NWSPECB (Post 4162315)
I like subaru's ideas better.

REALLY?? I think they are chintzy and cheesy. Idiot kids cleaning the inside of the car with toothpaste and soap? How is that a good idea?

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 09:36 PM

Subaru doesn't push the performance of their cars in their ads. They push safety, solidity, and reliability. All aimed at families. Therefore, that ad is going to hit their target demographic, which you are obviously not a part of.

Plus, it's still better than your idea.

cocolime1221 11-16-2012 09:45 PM

I'm guessing you mean *not a part of haha?

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocolime1221 (Post 4162368)
I'm guessing you mean *not a part of haha?

Correct. I'm having a day of fat fingering damn near everything I type on my phone resulting in odd autocorrects.

cocolime1221 11-16-2012 10:36 PM

well their target demographic is shrinking and more people identify with funny over family

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocolime1221 (Post 4162402)
well their target demographic is shrinking and more people identify with funny over family

Source for both of those statements?

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocolime1221 (Post 4162402)
more people identify with funny over family

Especially this one.

cocolime1221 11-16-2012 10:39 PM

just look up the statistics of marriage and new families

cocolime1221 11-16-2012 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NWSPECB (Post 4162404)
Especially this one.

and divorce rates

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocolime1221 (Post 4162405)
just look up the statistics of marriage and new families

It does not matter. People do not put comedy over family when it comes to their values. If you do, I feel very sorry for you.

You also neglected to provide a credible source.

NWSPECB 11-16-2012 11:06 PM

Oh, here's an idea. PM your commercial idea to "The B4" (member). He works for SOA iirc. That's a sure thing to get your idea onto the screens of millions of tv's.


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