A young father is home watching his 4 year old son while his wife is out shopping. The boy has been looking out the front window for a while , Dad slides over to check out what is going on that has the boys attention.
To his horror the boy has been watching two dogs screwing on the sidewalk!
He pulls the child back into the room. The child asks " Dad what were those dogs doing?" Dad's thinking ... I dont need this yet...4 years old... and replies
You see son that dog on the top hurt his foot and that dog on the bottom is his buddy. He's gonna carry him home.
The boy ponders that for a moment and responds. Jeeze dad thats just like people , you go to help someone out and end up getting screwed.