I lost my virginity...

[V4LG7]

...to Belgian waffle sundae's last week.

I had one last week for the first time at a local diner. Banana's, vanilla iced cream, whipped cream, and hot fudge all on a warm Belgian waffle. The first bite was orgasmic, a long with every bite thereafter.

I haven't stopped thinking about this said waffle ever since. I'm lovestoned and I think the waffle knows...


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/853536492_411419cfa9.jpg

:wub::wub::wub:

[Gitster]

first !

[Gitster]

I thought you didnt like chocolate :iam:

[V4LG7]

first come, first serve.

[V4LG7]

I thought you didnt like chocolate :iam:

I won't eat chocolate, but if its hot fudge then that is fine. I just won't buy a bar of chocolate and eat it..

[turntable]

wow that thing sounds motherf****** good!

[V4LG7]

I thought you didnt like chocolate :iam:


Lykee I'll drink chocolate milk. Lykee thats mah favoritee!

[Gitster]

:spin:

[V4LG7]

wow that thing sounds motherf****** good!


Wow. Chillax dude....sounds like you need to get laid.




find your own waffle though. :cool:

[Gitster]

:lol:

[turntable]

Wow. Chillax dude....sounds like you need to get laid.




find your own waffle though. :cool:

waffle sex is the best kind of sex.

:lol:

[rc0032]

Right after hot fudge sex :rolleyes:


Val is drunk convince her to take pics :lol::lol:

[V4LG7]

Val is drunk convince her to take pics :lol::lol:


I am NOT drunk. :mad:

[KA81]

i like the brady edit


much much better ...lol

[V4LG7]

Yeah, I feel like I've been reconciled of all my sins after Brady made those edits. Phew! :rolleyes:

[rc0032]

Did you get a temp ban for something similar? Phew :rolleyes:

[RaGe]

how about sex on the beach?

[RaGe]

phew.

[V4LG7]

This is like the second coming of Christ...phew!

[badfish11]

kisco lol?

[tito_b0y]

Toast a couple slices of wheat bread, lay em on a plate, add a few scoops of vanilla ice cream on top, and cover in Aunt Jemimah's maple syrup.

Might not be the same exact thing, but it sure is damn good.

[V4LG7]

kisco lol?

Yup! ;)

[mattg]

http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20whore3.jpg

[rc0032]

http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20whore3.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/toe_ball.gif

[V4LG7]

Please, if you want attention you're not going to get it here. This is all about ME. :rolleyes:

[rc0032]

Please, if you want attention you're not going to get it here. This is all about ME. :rolleyes:
It always is :lol:

See post #23

[mattg]

nice toe :lol:

[V4LG7]

It always is :lol:

See post #23


Yeah, but can I help it? Not really.


Back on topic. Waffles.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/986/10063811.JPG

[AKLGT]

...to Belgian waffle sundae's last week.

I had one last week for the first time at a local diner. Banana's, vanilla iced cream, whipped cream, and hot fudge all on a warm Belgian waffle. The first bite was orgasmic, a long with every bite thereafter.

I haven't stopped thinking about this said waffle ever since. I'm lovestoned and I think the waffle knows...


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/853536492_411419cfa9.jpg

:wub::wub::wub:
OMG! Where'd you get that??? I want one NOW!

[V4LG7]

OMG! Where'd you get that??? I want one NOW!

I'm not sure how common diners are in AK, but over here you can find these at almost every diner. I'm sure breakfast joints like Ihop make em too.

[whobaru]

I lost my virginity...to Whobaru last week.

I had him last week for the first time at a local hotel. Vanilla iced cream, whipped cream, and hot fudge all over him. The first nibble was orgasmic, a long with everything thereafter.

I haven't stopped thinking about him ever since. I'm lovestoned and I think the LGT community knows...

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x312/kagenmateer/IMG_0714.jpg

:wub::wub::wub:

Fixored!

[AKLGT]

I'm not sure how common diners are in AK, but over here you can find these at almost every diner. I'm sure breakfast joints like Ihop make em too.
I might have to go to ihops tomorrow

[heightsgtltd]

Fixored!

:lol: That was good, gotta give it to you :lol:

[V4LG7]

Fixored!

:rolleyes: nice emo picture.

[V4LG7]

Anyway, its been about a week now since I had this waffle. I've been longing for it ever since but I want the second time to be as special as the first. I'm thinking about trying it again on Valentine's day!!


Hopefully the waffle will be as warm and moist as the first time.

[RobE]

Hopefully the waffle will be as warm and moist as the first time.
thats what we all hope for. :lol:

[Spec B]

48693

[V4LG7]

thats what we all hope for. :lol:


And if it aint, you gotta supa man that hoe!

[LegGTLT]

Fixored!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

WOW! Way to take it all in Val...

[V4LG7]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

WOW! Way to take it all in Val...

How hard could it be to take in 3 inches? Srsly.

[bigb3630123]

I like this thread.....

[RaGe]

:hopsontop:

[V4LG7]

:hopsontop:

Hai! :wub:

[rc0032]

Is it a woman thing? Does that look good to anyone else?

[SubLGTaru]

That belgian waffle sundae must have been all you can take, it looks AMAZING!!

I would rock one of those.....;)

[LegGTLT]

3 inches huh? So you took it?

[V4LG7]

3 inches huh? So you took it?

:lol: ugh :Pukex3:


Small err um, waffles? Make me sick. :spin:

[GTTuner]

Ever had waffles from waffle house? The chain is down south. Orgasmic waffles at thier best. You can get ANYTHING you want on it. Whenever I go down south I frequent Waffle House daily.

That waffle does look erotic:wub:

[SubLGTaru]

YES! Waffle House is beast! I took a trip down to Florida and saw about 80 of those on the way.

[GTTuner]

YES! Waffle House is beast! I took a trip down to Florida and saw about 80 of those on the way.


I tried to buy a franchise and open one here. You need 5 million in assets just to qualify:eek:.

[SubLGTaru]

that's some green.

[LegGTLT]

:lol: ugh :Pukex3:


Small err um, waffles? Make me sick. :spin:
:lol: :p

[V4LG7]

Just sold my wheels and am $400 richer.

I'm going all out tomorrow night. I may pay the extra 60cents and add strawberries.


BALLLLLLIN!!

[SubLGTaru]

DO EEET! Ballin w the strawberries on top. I think you can afford that Xtra 60 C.

[bigb3630123]

you might be able to afford an extra 3 inches!

[SubLGTaru]

:lol: yes most def. Why settle for less when you can have more?? ;)

[V4LG7]

Or I could just get a double stack. :cool:

[coxx]

Just sold my wheels and am $400 richer.

I'm going all out tomorrow night. I may pay the extra 60cents and add strawberries.


BALLLLLLIN!!
you treatin me to belgian waffles? :lol:

IBsubiecity&I'maskinval-zonadate :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[V4LG7]

you treatin me to belgian waffles? :lol:

IBsubiecity&I'maskinval-zonadate :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


:lol: :lol:


Nah, I don't think he's around anymore. Phew!

[coxx]

:lol: :lol:


Nah, I don't think he's around anymore. Phew!
ya you scared him away right? :lol: Does that mean we're safe for you to take me out for waffles? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[V4LG7]

You don't want waffles from me, I'm an enormous PITA. :rolleyes:


But hey, if you wanna pay then I'm down! :lol: j/k

[coxx]

You don't want waffles from me, I'm an enormous PITA. :rolleyes:


But hey, if you wanna pay then I'm down! :lol: j/k
see below :lol::lol:

you treatin me to belgian waffles? :lol:


I know yuo're a PITA. That's why you need to treat ME to waffles ;):p:lol:

[V4LG7]

Chute chute!


This has nothing to do with you Coxxy, but I recently figured that if a guy doesn't pay for me then he's clipped. Has nothing to do with me, but rather his character.

[coxx]

Chute chute!


This has nothing to do with you Coxxy, but I recently figured that if a guy doesn't pay for me then he's clipped. Has nothing to do with me, but rather his character.

not a bad theory I guess. I always pay for the girl unless she asks me to. It also speaks on her character ;)

[V4LG7]

I would never ask a guy to pay for me, I just expect him to. Sometimes ill even genuinely offer to pick up the tab. If he accepts my offer, then its done-zo. :lol:

[SubLGTaru]

If you are dating someone and have been for some time, you can sometimes work out a deal where the guy does not have to pay for every time you go out to eat, etc.

I will say though, that some ladies expect the guy to pay every time. Just depends on your situation.

[bsdzine]

FYI i sometimes take 2 eggo's or whatever frozen waffles i have and make an ice cream sandwhich out of them... om nom nom...

not as good as having a REAL waffle, but when it's 2am, and i'm drunk, the above works out quite well. :)

[SubLGTaru]

I think at 2am and when your drunk, just about anything works out....

[V4LG7]

If you are dating someone and have been for some time, you can sometimes work out a deal where the guy does not have to pay for every time you go out to eat, etc.

I will say though, that some ladies expect the guy to pay every time. Just depends on your situation.

Well I've only ever been in one relationship of almost three years, and my boyfriend would mostly pay. But every so often we would switch it up and I would pay. It didn't really matter though because his money was my money, and vice versa.

I'm talking more about first dates when I expect guys to make a good impression and pay.

[V4LG7]

FYI i sometimes take 2 eggo's or whatever frozen waffles i have and make an ice cream sandwhich out of them... om nom nom...

not as good as having a REAL waffle, but when it's 2am, and i'm drunk, the above works out quite well. :)

I knew you would chime in with your lil' recipes here and there. :lol: I'm not a fan of frozen waffles though. I'm also assuming Belgian waffles are different from regular waffles. :spin:

[coxx]

I would never ask a guy to pay for me, I just expect him to. Sometimes ill even genuinely offer to pick up the tab. If he accepts my offer, then its done-zo. :lol:

Believe it, girls ask. Mostly at a bar when they ask for a drink but I've been on dates & had chicks say "you're payin right?". That's it for them.

If you are dating someone and have been for some time, you can sometimes work out a deal where the guy does not have to pay for every time you go out to eat, etc.

I will say though, that some ladies expect the guy to pay every time. Just depends on your situation.

Ya after a while you split things up sometimes. My old g/f used to pay for stuff like breakfast. I'd let her pick up the tab on the cheap stuff but I'd insist on paying for dinner (even thuogh she'd offer sometimes). I also made like 4-5 times what she makes for a living so I felt stupid letting her pay for anything expensive. (it's not that I make that much, she just made nothing :lol:)

[rc0032]

Believe it, girls ask. Mostly at a bar when they ask for a drink but I've been on dates & had chicks say "you're payin right?". That's it for them.
What did we tell you about dating GWM leftovers?

[GTTuner]

Sometimes ill even genuinely offer to pick up the tab. If he accepts my offer, then its done-zo.

That's just not right!:redface: I'd expect that from a Blonde. :hide:

[V4LG7]

That's just not right!:redface: I'd expect that from a Blonde. :hide:

I hope you're joking, otherwise I'd be disappointed.

[f1anatic]

I used to be in a relationship where say - if I paid for dinner, she would pay for parking/valet/drinks/movies...It worked out to something between 66-75% my share to 50-50 depending on how expensive things were. Every couple of weeks she would also pick up the tab completely. Never cared much for money because I always expected to pay and I was making more money than her anyways. It happened that the girl had common sense and was not abusing me. But this was a few years back, when I actually had good luck.

In recent memory I did clear 400 dollars in 2 days on the same person (dinner, drinks, parking, tickets to a show). IDIOT ME !

[SubLGTaru]

yeah you definetly have to split it up every now and then....but I agree the guy pays on first dates, atleast that's what I do.

[GTTuner]

I hope you're joking, otherwise I'd be disappointed.



I'm always joking!:)

[GTTuner]

My problem was just getting the date to eat.

You go out on a date and she won't eat but her stomach is growling over the radio????? I'd be like WTF, you eat like a wolf or something? Embarassed?:confused:

I don't care about the money, a real woman should empty your wallet feeding her.:lol:

[V4LG7]

Getting me to eat is no problem, I love food. Food is one thing I never mind or feel bad spending money on whether its for myself or someone else.


IBfatchicksgivethebestheadBCtheyrealwayshungry.

[Gitster]

fatchicksgivethebestheadBCtheyrealwayshungry.

[GTTuner]

:wub:

[V4LG7]

Great! Just f--kin great!


My phone is about to die and I'm only half hour into this 3 hour long class.

[badfish11]

I would never ask a guy to pay for me, I just expect him to. Sometimes ill even genuinely offer to pick up the tab. If he accepts my offer, then its done-zo. :lol:

ah Val you're a typical woman lol. It's really not a genuine offer then. It's a test ;)

[V4LG7]

ah Val you're a typical woman lol. It's really not a genuine offer then. It's a test ;)


Yeah, hence the :lol: after that last sentence.

Typical? Eh, to a sense maybe. Not so much though. Like I said, it has nothing to do with me, but more about the guys character.

[badfish11]

Yup. I read that as you're looking for a protector personality type, among whatever other character traits are on your list.

It's funny b/c some guys will deliberately not pay to test the girls character and see how she reacts loll

[badfish11]

but my bad I guess this has nothing to do w/waffles does it:lol:

[V4LG7]

Waffles? :confused:
































:lol:

[Gitster]

els

[Gitster]

english language second :lol:

[V4LG7]

Cka ke thane? Vet kam qef waffles?

[Gitster]

Yes Id eat waffles off of anywhere :lol:

[V4LG7]

Okay, let's skip on the syrup though. That stuff gets real messy.

[Gitster]

:nono:

[badfish11]

I don't like cranberries

[whobaru]

Anyway, its been about a week now since I had Whobaru. I've been longing for him ever since, but I want the second time to be as special as the first. I'm thinking about trying him again on Valentine's day!!


Hopefully I will be as warm and moist as the first time.

:hide:

[V4LG7]

:nono:

C'mon, you know what happened last time. Besides, why would you want stickiness when you can have slipery-ness? :wub:

[Gitster]

troof, actually sticking it in FTW :lol:

[turntable]

this thread makes me want to :wackit:

http://smiliesftw.com/x/inouteek.gif

[Gitster]

:wackit:

[whobaru]

:whackit:

[V4LG7]

Belgian waffles make me wet.


:rubit:

[whobaru]

:rubit::lol::lol::spin::spin::lol::lol:

[Gitster]

:confused:

[V4LG7]

Whobaru always has to kill everything. :rolleyes:

[whobaru]

Why, because that's the first time I've seen :rubit: and thought it was frickin funny?

[V4LG7]

I was just kidding dude. I had no idea why Gitster was confused. :lol:

[whobaru]

Me neither.

[RobE]

Gitsters always confused.

[Gitster]

I just didnt think rubit was that funny :lol:

Certainly not the first time shes rub'dit ;) :lol:

[whobaru]

Can't say that was the first time I've whacked it either. I know, I know...hard to believe, right?

[Gitster]

chut up

[heightsgtltd]

Val rubs it on everything..door knobs, sandwiches, video game controllers, etc. etc. :lol:

[whobaru]

Val rubs it on everything..door knobs, sandwiches, video game controllers, dead bodies, etc. etc. :lol:

:lol:

[heightsgtltd]

you sir are f*cked up :lol:

[RobE]

:lol:

[RobE]

IBheightslocksthisshit.

[heightsgtltd]

smart man ;) :lol:

[V4LG7]

Yup! Well that's what happen when the kitty is in heat. :rolleyes:

[Gitster]

:lol:

[RobE]

smart man ;) :lol:
:cool:

[heightsgtltd]

Someone give me a legitimate reason to keep this open please? :lol:

[whobaru]

ibtl bishes! :p :spin:

^^^^ legitimate reason to close it!

[RobE]

closed. :cool:

[whobaru]

Aaaand we're done here.

[V4LG7]

BC I'm gonna post up pictures tomorrow?

[whobaru]

Wait! Keep it open! :lol: :spin:

[heightsgtltd]

define pictures :valzeyes: :lol:

[RobE]

BC I'm gonna post up pictures tomorrow?
thats not a legitimate reason...ive seen better.

[V4LG7]

Geese! Get your minds out the gutter.


I plan on posting pictures of this said waffle tomorrow night. Warm, moist, wet ice cream, drizzled syrup all in my warm mouth.

[V4LG7]

Knowing how excited I am, ill probably get some on my face too. It will probably drip off my lips onto my chin.

[heightsgtltd]

meh... not looking good for this thread :lol:

[RobE]

i was talking about the waffles too. :rolleyes:

[RobE]

Knowing how excited I am, ill probably get some on my face too. It will probably drip off my lips onto my chin.
:whackit:

[RobE]

meh... not looking good for this thread :lol:
:whore:

[heightsgtltd]

wait..which lips and who's chin? :hide: :lol:

[V4LG7]

Are we still talking about waffles?

I can't wait till tomorrow. I can see it already...

My err mouth will be watering. It'll be explosive with the first bite. Then ill be so satisfied my legs will start shaking.

[GTTuner]

Are we still talking about waffles?

I don't think so..
I never though waffles could do this.;)

[Gitster]

Well if you fold the waffle in half ;) :lol: :lol:

[V4LG7]

:lol: :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

Well if you fold the waffle in half ;) :lol: :lol:

AKA Gitster's "girlfriend" from the 9th-11th grade :lol:

[Gitster]

:lol:

I wish she was that moist :(

[whobaru]

:lol::lol: :spin::spin: :lol::lol:

This thread delivers.

[V4LG7]

Can I get a sticky? Sticky anyone?

[heightsgtltd]

:lol:

I wish she was that moist :(

No I meant your HS girlfriend was literally a folded waffle with some syrup :lol:

[Gitster]

I know dick

[heightsgtltd]

:lol:

Post reported scumbag :mad:, and I didn't hit new reply

[V4LG7]

:munch:

[V4LG7]

:Wafflecopter:

[turntable]

:auntjemima:

[turntable]

Can I get a sticky? Sticky anyone?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/turntablemessiah/emot-jizz.gif

[Gitster]

:lol:

Post reported scumbag :mad:, and I didn't hit new reply

:lol:

[V4LG7]

:auntjemimaeyes: would have been funnier TT.

[turntable]

:auntjemimaeyes: would have been funnier TT.

how about :auntjemimasvulvalookslikeroastbeef:?

:hide:

[RobE]

Someone give me a legitimate reason to keep this open please? :lol:

[V4LG7]

I thought we went through that already... :confused:



Chocolate chip waffles, those sound good too.

[heightsgtltd]

nothing compelling yet..

thread closing in...... T minus 5 minutes unless I can be convinced otherwise :lol:

[Gitster]

Oh when power goes to ones head ... :shakeshead:


:lol:

[V4LG7]

Waffle recipe competition?

[heightsgtltd]

^^ I'm listening :spin: :lol:

[V4LG7]

2waffles1val-z?

[heightsgtltd]

:lol: :lol:

[Gitster]

2waffles1val-z?

:)

[heightsgtltd]

alright you have a slight reprieve

[heightsgtltd]

One question...how does your syrup taste Val? :lol:

[Gitster]

like sheeps blood

[heightsgtltd]

I was going to guess Eastern European spices :lol:

[V4LG7]

More like Mediterranean fruits. :cool:

[Gitster]

all I know is that its ccccoooooollllddddddd

[heightsgtltd]

More like Mediterranean fruits. :cool:

Oh so you mean Gitster :lol:

[Gitster]

Im trying to make vampire jokes here phaggotz

[heightsgtltd]

I know, but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to refer to you as a Mediterranean fruit :lol:

[Gitster]

:dunno:

[Gitster]

:lol:

[RobE]

how many minutes left?

[V4LG7]

how many minutes left?
Why do you care? Would you have rather me make a thread about sausage?

[Gitster]

:lol: :lol:


:robesausageeyes:

[coxx]

AKA Gitster's "girlfriend" from the 9th-11th grade :lol:
:lol::lol::lol:

[heightsgtltd]

:gitstersausagethighs:

[CTlegacy06]

heh waffles... is that what girls call it now adays?

[V4LG7]

No, we are actually talking about waffles. :redface:


Any recipes you would like to contribute to this thread? Waffle feedback?

[CTlegacy06]

I recommend putting a Cherry on top :lol:

[V4LG7]

Goodnight thread.

[loserpro2]

ibtl!!!!!!

[GTTuner]

More like Mediterranean fruits. :cool:


Hmmmm, Fruit. Nature's Candy:wub:

[V4LG7]

A fruit salad sounds good right about now...maybe on a warm waffle? With some hmmm somethings missing.

[coxx]

A fruit salad sounds good right about now...maybe on a warm waffle? With some hmmm somethings missing.
cream?

[V4LG7]

cream?

Oh, is that what they call it?


Ha, I just was not sure about what kind.

[badfish11]

fresh italian cream!

[badfish11]

wooooooops I mean ICE cream

[V4LG7]

Mmmm I love gelato. I look forward to going to Europe just for that.

Actually Europe in general FTW. :nostalgia:

[rc0032]

Mmmm I love gelato. I look forward to going to Europe just for that.

Actually Europe in general FTW. :nostalgia:
:abusingsomethingUdontunderstand:

[V4LG7]

:abusingsomethingUdontunderstand:

Don't you have your own thread or something? :confused:

How about making your own "how to" thread on how to NOT make sense.

[coxx]

:munch:

[rc0032]

Don't you have your own thread or something? :confused:

How about making your own "how to" thread on how to NOT make sense.
Ahhh Im sorry did I take away from your attention?

Back to your whoring

[SubLGTaru]

this waffle thing is getting way out of hand.

[RobE]

Someone give me a legitimate reason to keep this open please? :lol:

[whobaru]

me

[V4LG7]

:trolls:

[whobaru]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x312/kagenmateer/icanthearu.jpg

[V4LG7]

Ugh :wub: cats!!

Makes me miss mine though. :(

[whobaru]

:(

[F1inspiredLGT]

:lol::lol: Good stuff. Late to the waffle sundae party.

[RobE]

Ugh :wub: cats!!

Makes me miss mine though. :(
did it throw itself in front of a car just to get away from you????

[V4LG7]

did it throw itself in front of a car just to get away from you????

No, sounds like a good idea though. You should do us all a favor and try it. :)

[rc0032]

No, sounds like a good idea though. You should do us all a favor and try it. :):lol::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

You should DIAF http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/diaf.gif

[GTTuner]

rc, DIAF not funny,........ even if it was said "tounge in cheek".

[RobE]

i dont think rc was trying to be funny...i think he was serious. :rolleyes:

[coxx]

rc, DIAF not funny,........ even if it was said "tounge in cheek".

ya dude not to make a whole thing but I agree with you I never found that funny

[badfish11]

heroooo

[Gitster]

stfu

[V4LG7]

You guys are all phagz.


I'm at the diner as we speak. I'm about to bang bang skeet skeet with this waffle.

[turntable]

wtf is "bang bang skeet skeet"?

sounds like a bad Vietnamese porno flick

[bigb3630123]

wow ^ haha val show him

[V4LG7]

:cool:

[V4LG7]

Please don't mind the camera phone pikturez.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/speakincode/waffle.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/speakincode/waffle2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/speakincode/waffle3.jpg

You're probably wondering about how it went...unfortunately I can't attest and post up the rest of pikturez. It gets a bit messy. ;)

[whobaru]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x312/kagenmateer/_cid_90574778-E823-4F79-BEBB-CB5657.gif

Joking aside, that looks delicious!!

[V4LG7]

I am definitely under the influence of something right now.

:spin:

[GTTuner]

Chute chute, I can't compete with that!:mad:

Do they deliver? To Richmond RI:lol:

[V4LG7]

Chute chute, I can't compete with that!:mad:

Do they deliver? To Richmond RI:lol:

Richmond, VA? :lol:


Thanks for the waffle maker BTW! That was real cute! :wub: :D

[GTTuner]

^^^^^^ Not bad for teh tool huh?:) I forgot the bannana's:mad: