What is your highest level of education?

[BDII]

Vote then post!

[Yayo]

last year of college for my BA, Spec B is my graduation present to myself. :cool:

[heightsgtltd]

HS dropout for me :redface:

[BDII]

HS dropout for me :redface:


Liar :p

How's that doctoral thesis cumming?

[urfsin]

3rd grade

[heightsgtltd]

The brain trust that made the poll might want to start another one that allows only discrete responses :lol:

[BDII]

By the time the brain trust is your age he will have had his doctorate for 2 years, smarty pants.

[heightsgtltd]

:lol:

So much you don't know but you think you do :lol:

[BDII]

ok old man... how's your 30's treating you? :lol:

Heights :wub:

[heightsgtltd]

:lol:

perfectly.

[BDII]

Im still enjoying my mid to late 20's.

wait... no i'm not :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

20s suck, 30s rule!

[BDII]

Poll time!!!

[BDII]

just kidding.... i'm entirely too lazy.

[stanman112]

I have a Masters of the Universe degree in He-manology

[heightsgtltd]

nice!

[BDII]

I have a Masters of the Universe degree in He-manology
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[unclemat]

8 voters, 17 votes

[heightsgtltd]

8 voters, 17 votes

The brain trust that made the poll might want to start another one that allows only discrete responses :lol:

[BDII]

discrete responses?

this is LGT.com not 4H.com

[heightsgtltd]

:confused: what does that have to do with anything?? :lol:

[Gire]

20s suck, 30s rule!


30's do rule. Family is the best, which came about in my very late 20's, and a good income has made that easier, thanks to school.

A degree that I am actaully using over here.... go figure.

Business/ marketing degree education with a specialty in small business.
When I was in my mid 20's I worked for a billion dollar a year giant, then left that and went into business for myself supplying the mighty giant.
So the degree in small business is fitting.

But I wished I had payed more attention in school and relied less on my good looks!:lol:

[BDII]

I don't understand why everyone is so afraid of turning 30.


Think about it... college is fun and all... drinking, partying, women....


But having money and going vaca is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better

[hutru01]

+1 on having money and vacation

Bachelors in finance here.....not using it now though really

in the staffing industry now

[johnAWD]

I've got an associate in computer programming. Used it for years, then bounced back and forth between sales (software & hardware) and programming/systems work. Back into sales (software) these days.

[dmiller5]

finishing my masters'

[KartRacerBoy]

JD. Best lazy man's degree there is. You only need to study at about finals time each semester. Whooopeeee! The rest of the time is spent in advanced beer drinking classes.

[BDII]

You have a JD? what study?

[KartRacerBoy]

Law degree. Juris Doctor (JD).

[Gator GT]

Masters of Architecture

[PiKap335]

B.A. in Print Journalism. Worked in the industry...then realized that writing for a living really makes you hate it!! Now I work for Oakley :D

[Gitster]

B.S. Mechanical Engineering TECHNOLOGY

[BDII]

Law degree. Juris Doctor (JD).


any particular concentration?

[Gitster]

any particular concentration?

I believe it was Ass Raping the innocent ? I could be wrong ?

[BDII]

B.S. Mechanical Engineering TECHNOLOGY

garbage man?

[Gitster]

You wish :rolleyes:

[BDII]

Actully I don't.

[Gitster]

:spin:

[Aczwild]

BS Mechanical Engineer (for now)

[BDII]

BS Mechanical Engineer (for now)


septic pumper?

[Gitster]

Is this why you started this thread ??? :rolleyes:

[Aczwild]

septic pumper?... says the cum dumpster :eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Gitster]

... says the cum dumpster :eek::eek::eek::eek:

:whore:

:lol:

[rc0032]

any particular concentration?
Getting guilty people off ;)

[Underdog]

B.S. Mechanical Engineering TECHNOLOGY

I started in mechanical engineering at Worcester Polytech but ended up (for a variety of reasons) doing the MET program at Wentworth in Boston. Now I'm a design engineer for a company that R&D/manufactures ion source and beam line technology for the semiconductor industry. When I hear people refer to the technology degree as a "technician degree" I chuckle all the way to the bank.

1yr @ WPI (2000): $36,000
1yr @ Wentworth (2003): $22,000

[Gitster]

I started in mechanical engineering at Worcester Polytech but ended up (for a variety of reasons) doing the MET program at Wentworth in Boston. Now I'm a design engineer for a company that R&D/manufactures ion source and beam line technology for the semiconductor industry. When I hear people refer to the technology degree as a "technician degree" I chuckle all the way to the bank.

1yr @ WPI (2000): $36,000
1yr @ Wentworth (2003): $22,000

Well my degree was five years, right down Huntington Ave @ Northeastern :)

I used to build Ion Implanters at Axcelis in Beverly.

But yes, I am NOT a technician, and my degree is not technical. Nobody understands, but thats the best part :spin:

[sactojesse]

Law degree. Juris Doctor (JD).
Ditto. :)

[RobE]

Im working on my BS in Electrical Engineering.

[Gire]

^^^

Do they offer that as a grade 12 course nowadays...?








J/K!;)

[KartRacerBoy]

Getting guilty people off ;)

Don't I wish I was that smart. No, the truly guilty (90% of my clients) are so stupid the evidence would crush them to a pulp if they went to trial. Most of my job is minimizing the consequences of their exceptional stupidity. Most commit minor crimes (although on a semi-daily basis). Such folks hurt themselves in jail by putting their heads between iron bars are expensive to treat medically. It's to the State's benefit to put them on probation and hope another druggie shoots them.

But I'm NOT jaded. ;)

[Gitster]

Right ! :lol:

[KartRacerBoy]

I believe it was Ass Raping the innocent ? I could be wrong ?

My particular concentration was Gitster stomping. I've gained weight JUST for the specialty and bought shit stomper boots. :lol:

[Gitster]

I have some of them too ! :lol:

But i dont hurt the elderly ;)

[meier motor sports]

where to click for trade school?

[Gitster]

:lol:

[Gitster]

:(

[KartRacerBoy]

Trade school, MMS? Useful education can be found as the very bottom choice. ;)

[Gitster]

Who's MMR :iam:

[KartRacerBoy]

MMR? I've no idea. I typed MMS.

Where's my cane? Stop hiding it ya little bastard...

[heightsgtltd]

wow

[KartRacerBoy]

Evening Heights. Have you fedx'd me a nice bottle of single malt scotch today? Just wondering.

[meier motor sports]

i went to uti.

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00394/02/47/394097420_l.gif

[heightsgtltd]

Evening Heights. Have you fedx'd me a nice bottle of single malt scotch today? Just wondering.

Yeah, the czech is in the male ;) :lol:

[BDII]

I suppose I should go...

B.S. and two associates in Criminal Justice.

Starting my Masters in something... after x-mas.

[BENCOB]

I did vote......college drop out and regretting it......Still in the Great School Of Life
where the teachers, more often than not, are our sons. Striving to instill in them a desire to better themselves and surpass us......

[whitetiger]

I don't understand why everyone is so afraid of turning 30.


Think about it... college is fun and all... drinking, partying, women....


But having money and going vaca is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better


the trick is to have all that money and vacations before you turn 30. ;)

[qikslvr]

I've got my masters in the Janitorial Arts. But seriously, I picked up an couple associate degrees in computer programming and networking and a bachelors in business administration. Have been enjoying my job as a stay at home dad for the last 8 years. 5 years of classes, $60K in tuition, 3.96 G.P.A. and no job... priceless. :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

okay, my turn

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[tytek]

okay, my turn

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Should we call you Mr. Powers, or just Austin? or Mike? :spin:

[praedet]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Nice to meet you MR. Evil

[heightsgtltd]

Randy asked about my background, so :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

Gitster's was very similar, except he was made a eunich at age 14 :lol:

[Gitster]

Theres NOTHING funny about castration

[heightsgtltd]

well, not to someone like you who's already had it :lol: :lol:

[KartRacerBoy]

Theres NOTHING funny about castration

It's only funny when a guy likes conch.

[silverfool]

Nice to meet you MR. Evil

That's Dr. Evil to you. I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school for nothing.

[BDII]

okay, my turn

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


lame....

def not your besT material. (stolen or not):rolleyes:

[heightsgtltd]

^^ lame?

It's a really funny monologue from Austin Powers you moran :lol:

[Gitster]

Its funny in context, I didnt LOL when I read it either :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

What, I have to post a video of the ******* thing?? :mad:

IT's totally funny just to read

[jamiesong]

wut duz context meen?

My bachelorz in bizniss duz not meen much... (heh MIS degree_

[heightsgtltd]

****-text: the lines that Gitster tries to use on girls to get some :lol:

damn even C V N T is blocked? :lol:

[Gitster]

****-text: the lines that Gitster tries to use on girls to get some :lol:

damn even C V N T is blocked? :lol:


I guess the movie isnt fresh in my mind, im serious when I say I didnt lol, and I do enjoy those movies. Its not the first time youve bored me Heights :rolleyes: :lol:

[Gitster]

Oh and whats the matter you can dish it, but you cant take it ??? :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

No, I'm takin' it, just disagreeing :lol:

[Gitster]

Get over it :lol:

[qikslvr]

So who has the most expensive education that resulted in the lowest paying job?

[KartRacerBoy]

Me, me, me! 3 years of law school and now I'm a public defender! Wheeee!

[dtmenace]

8 years of college @ roughly 20k a yr & 2 more years of x/r school
...it was expensive...

[RobE]

okay, my turn

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
:rolleyes:

[mwiener2]

6 years of college got me 2 half degrees, 1 full degree, an associates , and a minor... along with a ton of different certifications and stuff. And I got a gold star once.

[gt_ltd]

Who else has a PhD?

:lol:

[BDII]

Who else has a PhD (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoAXOXRnIoo)?

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

erotic childrens novells :eek:

PhD <---- I have one :)

[coxx]

HS only here. Made no difference to me

[gt_ltd]

:lol::lol::lol:

erotic childrens novells :eek:

PhD <---- I have one :)

:lol:

[heightsgtltd]

BD has a BsD :p

[KartRacerBoy]

Where is the choice for idiot savant? I'm being discriminated against!

[gt_ltd]

BD has a BsD :p

kiss-and-tell = bad ;)

[BDII]

BsD = badass muthaphucker :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

or, Doctorate of Bullshit :.lol:

[f1anatic]

The highest educational level attained is not indicative of one's interpersonal skills.

They kicked me out of kindergarten.

[KartRacerBoy]

The highest educational level attained is not indicative of one's interpersonal skills.

They kicked me out of kindergarten.

True. Usually the real geeks in lawschool with best grades have the best academic skills and worst interpersonal skills. Kinda like doctors and doctorates. Mediocre FTW!

[heightsgtltd]

:lol:

But didnt you attend a mail order law school?

[f1anatic]

True. Usually the real geeks in lawschool with best grades have the best academic skills and worst interpersonal skills. Kinda like doctors and doctorates. Mediocre FTW!

I feel so much more appreciated now.
But when i made that statement, I made it because it is true.

[NewLegGT67]

I have a Masters of the Universe degree in He-manology

You too!! I was Valedictorian. :lol:

[KartRacerBoy]

:lol:

But didnt you attend a mail order law school?

What's it to ya? Do you want it back?

[heightsgtltd]

No, I am going to keep your 99.95 you paid for the degree :lol:

[coxx]

How can you have more than one "highest level of education"?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Gitster]

This is Randys poll, yet you keep asking questions like this :confused:

:lol:

[coxx]

No, seriously...

The question is "What is your highest level of education", yet you can select multiple choices in the poll...

A Masters degree is a "heigher" level of education than a Bachelor, yet you can select both.. makes no sense.

I guess because you can have more than one masters or something like that

[korpsepatrol]

MS ftw!

[Gitster]

Clown College FTW

[korpsepatrol]

LOL did you attend it with DJ Tanner? From the Tanner family otherwise known as disfunctional full house... with señor sagat!

[Gitster]

I get it :rolleyes:


No my clown college was accredited :lol:

[korpsepatrol]

I get it :rolleyes:

I actually was worried you wouldn't i have been showing my age lately when people don't even remember shows like full house and saved by the bell...sad..

[addison]

im a senior in high school

[heightsgtltd]

With a Spec B? You must get all the punany :lol:

[coxx]

With a Spec B? You must get all the punany :lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[addison]

punany? do you mean punani?

[heightsgtltd]

Its known by a variety of names :lol:

[RobE]

IBaddisonwrapsitaroundapole.

[addison]

Its known by a variety of names :lol:

haha no way dude every chanuce in high school has a loud ass mustang and as we all know decibles=horsepower ;) but let me tell you after i wax their little boyfriends pony they all want to jump in with me :lol:

[addison]

IBaddisonwrapsitaroundapole.

excuse me?

[KartRacerBoy]

He said:

IBaddisonwrapsitaroundapole.

[addison]

i know a lot of teens are stupid behind the wheel but considering you dont know me id appreciate you not making me a statistic

[KartRacerBoy]

Hey, leave me out of it. I'm just the messenger, missy! :lol:

[dtmenace]

welcome & good luck w/ you auto :D

[slmgringo]

5th yr college sr ftw!

[hakgwai]

BS in Accounting. IT minor
with no job

[LGT-NY]

Masters in Environmental Engineering. Going for my P.E. next fall.

[heightsgtltd]

Physical Education? :lol: :p

[LGT-NY]

Professional Engineer D-Bag! :lol:

[Gitster]

Oh youre Environmental? That explains a lot.

[heightsgtltd]

Oh youre Environmental? That explains a lot.

Well you're mental, so that explains a lot :lol:

[Gitster]

Better believe it.

[LGT-NY]

Oh youre Environmental? That explains a lot.
I'm not a Tree Hugger if thats what your thinking... I work in Heavy Construction in NYC building a Water Treatment Plant to service Lower Manhattan. Here's a pic of the site: http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/04/24/nyregion/24water_CA1.ready.html

[Gitster]

So youre saying youre a civil engineer? :lol:

[LGT-NY]

No, there are Civils on my job but I'm on the Env. side of things.

[Gitster]

So did you design the plant?

[Gitster]

Or do you just shine the forman's shoes ?? :lol: :p

[LGT-NY]

No, I'm not the designer either. I work for and Environmental Consultant contracted by NYC to oversee the construction of the plant to ensure that contractors are in compliance with all the applicable Local Laws and Federal Regulations. I'm the "bad guy" in the contractor's eyes.

[Gitster]

Gotcha. Get caught by any pipes on the job ? :lol:

[Dergara]

Some college, some tech school, some art school. Compiled enough knowledge to get my foot in the door anywhere. If you work fast at the computer most companies will find you priceless and pay you well. That does not include Gannett that only promotes based on how well you pucker up.

How about them Apples?

PS. My son is 15 months old and is amassing a nice college fund. When he gets out of college he can get his drivers license and just maybe a hand me down Subaru. Actually, he can be what ever he wants to be as long as he is good at it, and then he will get my skateboard.

[Gitster]

Which apples?

[LGT-NY]

Gotcha. Get caught by any pipes on the job ? :lol:
:lol: No i'm on good terms with everyone. Unfortunely, alot of times I just have to tell them, and make them do things they don't want to. Health and Safety costs money. Most contractors are not a big fan of spending money.

[heightsgtltd]

them apples :lol:

[LGT-NY]

I like apples... Red Delicious FTMFW!!

[Gitster]

:lol: No i'm on good terms with everyone. Unfortunely, alot of times I just have to tell them, and make them do things they don't want to. Health and Safety costs money. Most contractors are not a big fan of spending money.

Word up. I know all about safety, i used to work at a semiconductor plant :spin:

[GTkansan]

PhD in Mechanical Engineering Forever :)

[Gitster]

I have zero desire to go to school for a masters in ME. It wouldnt even help my career in any possible way. What industry are you in?

[LGT-NY]

I have zero desire to go to school for a masters in ME. It wouldnt even help my career in any possible way. What industry are you in?

Mechanical and Chemical Engineering (alternative chemical fuel synthesis - i.e. solar methanol production for distributed (automobile) power generation)

[Gitster]

k :lol:

[LGT-NY]

I make sht happen!!! :lol:

[heightsgtltd]

I make skid marks happen :lol:

[LGT-NY]

:lol:

[GTkansan]

wow LGT-NY, you are definitely a forum troller.

[LGT-NY]

:ninja: :lol:

[E-Tank]

Grad School here I come. I just graduated with honors and two degrees and there's not a job in sight. Damn economy.

[heightsgtltd]

Is your degree in bumping old threads? :lol:

[dtmenace]

i got my doctorate in "bumping old threads" - from phoenix online! :D

[heightsgtltd]

:lol:

[LGT-NY]

Dicks.

[dtmenace]

I :wub: Dicks.
interesting...

[LGT-NY]

I :wub: that you :wub: dicks.
I know, id'nt it the best. :D

[dtmenace]

engrish prease!

[LGT-NY]

Fruck you britch.