View Full Version : Where to get free condoms :-)
BLACKonBLACK Limited
10-24-2005, 09:34 AM
I use to be able to get free condoms online, now it seems like you have to earn points and what not by signing up for shit. Where have all the free condoms gone!!
IB BLACKonBLACK has a new member in the family soon....:lol:
AWDxBOOST
10-24-2005, 09:45 AM
hit up your local university :lol:
*Jedimaster*
10-24-2005, 09:56 AM
Family Health Center? I don't think they stock extra small ones though :lol:
BLACKonBLACK Limited
10-24-2005, 10:52 AM
Family Health Center? I don't think they stock extra small ones though :lol:
heeyyyy ooooooo:lol:
mach_six
10-24-2005, 11:03 AM
I guess you saved enough from not buying condoms to pay for your LGT. I guess every little bit counts or the fact you have no need for them.:p
BLACKonBLACK Limited
10-24-2005, 11:20 AM
I guess you saved enough from not buying condoms to pay for your LGT. I guess every little bit counts or the fact you have no need for them.:p
:lol: DING DING DING your right my friend, saran wrap and scotch tape got me my LGT!!
*Jedimaster*
10-24-2005, 11:21 AM
And STD's :lol:
gt_ltd
10-24-2005, 11:22 AM
Family Health Center? I don't think they stock extra small ones though coz I took them all! :cool:
:eek:
stephybiglips
10-24-2005, 11:31 AM
You guys are killing me with this thread....lmao
I betchya the babe needs the magnums *slurp slurp*
BLACKonBLACK Limited
10-24-2005, 11:40 AM
well I have some slightly used ones ,I've only used them a few times each, still good for 3 or 4 more
stephybiglips
10-24-2005, 11:42 AM
K now that's just nasty.....why dont you just get a managae (sp?) going then instead of wearing any??? *lol*
well I have some slightly used ones ,I've only used them a few times each, still good for 3 or 4 more
SWP-LegacyGT
10-24-2005, 12:18 PM
well I have some slightly used ones ,I've only used them a few times each, still good for 3 or 4 more
I suggest putting them up on Craigslist. :)
gt_ltd
10-24-2005, 12:32 PM
speaking of condoms, i have two puzzles (found online) for you guys:
"One night at a bar, you meet 3 beautiful girls (or guys). You really want to sleep with all 3, but you only have two condoms. Each of the four people involved suspects all the others may have some kind of infectious disease. The question is, how do you arrange to have sex with all three without anyone having any chance of catching a disease from any other?"
"Two men and two women are in a motel room. Each person has a different venereal disease. They have a total of 2 condoms. How can each male-female pair have sex without anyone acquiring a new disease?"
no google'ing!
cbroo
10-24-2005, 12:38 PM
abstinence
mikeh19372
10-24-2005, 12:50 PM
Buy an AP, DP, and new exhaust for your LGT, and don't tell your wife. When she sees the credit card bill, that will take care of the need for condoms for a month or two...
BoxerGT2.5
10-24-2005, 12:53 PM
abstinence
Thats a sin! :lol:
Go to your local university. They usually have a giant bowl in the health center. At ISU they had every condom known to man. XL, Womans, Ribbed, Lamb Skin, and every flavor possible. I don't know how many times I went there and emptied the bowl in my back pack.
*Jedimaster*
10-24-2005, 01:04 PM
abstinence
Yup, patience is a vrigin.
BoxerGT2.5
10-24-2005, 01:27 PM
Yup, patience is a vrigin.
and he is gonna marry the first person he screws. Because she is going to have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all, be all, of human existance. Then she's gonna shit all over him, cause you can't respect someone who doesn't respect themselves.
stephybiglips
10-24-2005, 01:33 PM
So deep I tell you.......way to go!!
and he is gonna marry the first person he screws. Because she is going to have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all, be all, of human existance. Then she's gonna shit all over him, cause you can't respect someone who doesn't respect themselves.
no one dies a virgin, life fu#%$ everyone!!! dont be silly, put a condom on your willy!!
Th3Franz
10-24-2005, 02:15 PM
rofl @ this thread
mikeh19372
10-24-2005, 02:20 PM
no one dies a virgin, life fu#%$ everyone!!! dont be silly, put a condom on your willy!!
And stock up on Vaseline...
stephybiglips
10-24-2005, 02:23 PM
VASELINE.....eeeewwwwwwwwww
And stock up on Vaseline...
executor485
10-24-2005, 02:26 PM
Buy an AP, DP, and new exhaust for your LGT, and don't tell your wife. When she sees the credit card bill, that will take care of the need for condoms for a month or two...
ROFL...
BTW, I MUST agree... Life F's everyone... ;)
And stock up on Vaseline...
IBTL... Ummmmm yeah vaseline, ummmm no KY warming liquid and astroglide. dont forget the oral dam and candy flavored massage lotion
stephybiglips
10-24-2005, 02:28 PM
I agree no KY, I tend to just use plain lotion if needed (which usually is the case in the Mohavi (sp?) Desert;)
IBTL... Ummmmm yeah vaseline, ummmm no KY warming liquid and astroglide. dont forget the oral dam and candy flavored massage lotion
thegodfather
10-24-2005, 02:29 PM
IBTL this thread is basically doomed already
executor485
10-24-2005, 02:31 PM
IBTL this thread is basically doomed already
Speaking of Doom... All I gotta say is... Strange movie... :S
I agree no KY, I tend to just use plain lotion if needed (which usually is the case in the Mohavi (sp?) Desert;)
NO WAY im all 4 the KY warming!! put one drop in the condom a three on her and its one crazy night!!!
mikeh19372
10-24-2005, 02:33 PM
VASELINE.....eeeewwwwwwwwww
What? With the arctic winds we get up here in Pennsylvania, it's important to keep your skin moisturized. Why, are there other uses? ;)
stephybiglips
10-24-2005, 02:35 PM
Is Doom a new movie? If so, who is in it?
mwiener2
10-24-2005, 02:36 PM
Ok. Whoa. Way too much Grossness here.
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